Rimaykullayki. I am Peru, how are you? Please stay a while. I can make you tea or cafe con leche and I have plenty of papa a la hauncaina. If you don't know what that is, it's a dish containing sliced potatoes covered in spicy cheese sauce with eggs and lettuce... I hope you will like it-ki.
ok.
i have a lot of llamas. i can't remember all their names, but the ones who haven't ran away to Viracocha or died of old age are Victitor, Samikai (or Sammy), Chaska, Gliceria, Manuel and...TumTums, I believe his name was-ki.
Well, the point is, they decided to play a game and scattered themselves in ungods-ly-like places, diablos, no se por que, and I ended up crossing paths with Columbia, to my utmost misfortune. He offered to 'hang out' later, and I told him to 'dejame en paz you dogface', which I felt was rather satisfying. He then told me, he indeed liked my pants.
Of course, I wear pants for a reason, don't know why he does. But along came Samikai, suddenly jumping on me. He wanted a piggy back ride, which was rather inappropriate given the circumstances.
And Columbia took pictures.
So if you see him, tell him I still have the video from 'the incident' at Lake Titicaca, with his friend Argentina.